Instant Cash Relief is here to share with you the story of a rebel and the need for quick cash after his bicycle is cruelly stolen. Join him in his quest to find financial redemption... and his beloved bike.
If you think Pee-Wee had a big adventure in his movie, just wait until you find out about the Instant Cash Relief I had when my own super-sweet Trek was swiped from my stoop one day. Now, I had to find my bike but where could I get the money?
I had to get help from somewhere, to help me unravel the sweater that was the mystery that was its location. I mean the sweater that someone kept knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting, that was the mystery that was in front of me and I had to somehow get a cash advance from someone or somewhere so I could get a bus ticket to follow the first lead - someone had seen my bike being ridden by a man in overalls on Route 3 south, heading towards Mullberry! When this happened, I was numb to the pain. I had no idea that it would lead to a personal loan or how my life would change thereafter.
This is when my Instant Cash Relief began!
At first, I asked my friends, the magic talking mule and the guy that runs the drawbridge in town, but neither of them could help me - they were looking at a good payday loan company themselves because being a magic talking mule and a guy that runs the a drawbridge are expensive lifestyles! I started to do some research about getting a loan and found out that there's actually a lot of different payday advance loan companies out there, but how could I find which one to trust? My bike wasn't getting any closer to me so I had to act fast!
This was going to be the bestest Instant Cash Relief ever!
I broke out my magic eightball and asked it about payday advances and it kept saying REPLY HAZY - TRY AGAIN LATER but I had to find out about my bike now and money and time were running out and the sweater kept unravelling and unravelling but they kept knitting and knitting and knitting! Sigh. WIth the right help, I could get ahead of things, I just knew it! I could get my bike back and if my credit wasn't too good - who cares? What does it even matter anymore!? I need to act now if I ever want to see that bike again, and thanks to this chance, I could get bad credit loans so I gotta act!